200 things to chase zelf with

Four bites actually. Becuase It said that suddently a large part of him was missing, and then in three morebites, he was gone
34. a revenant-I guess Zelf is now a mute albino

how will I run a forum if I'm mute?

Tachnically if you're mute, then you can't talk, but you could still type, however you'd be in the mute albino state that Warren was where you'd be catatonic, so no, you couldn't run the forum. Good luck

((good thing we are just makeing this up))

(or are we? Don't be surprized if the 26 of us forum people (outside you and rube) show up outside your house with the 200 things)

35: BB64, She'd probably be carrying a pitchfork

((If that happens I will wet myself))

((I'd laugh))

((I know you would))

(Either that, or i'd toss a pair of PJ pants at you and tell you to go change))

zelf wrote:((If that happens I will wet myself))

((if we come to ur house and do the 200 things??))

36.melody-(i actually have something else other then this but if i posted it, melody would kill me.....)she'd sing....not sure wat happens after that

You technically could do that BB64 because not everything online is true and i could deny it
37. siether oil (that stuff from Eragon that burns people)I'd force u to drink it and it'd kill u

oh but its true. and the fact that u said u'd deny it makes it look lik the thing i was gonna put is true which it is

38.the thing zelf is most scared of-watever that thing is.....zelf gets hurt with.

It could be true, unless i convinced myself of something that could change that
39.all the potential smileys on the site scare him and become evil

40.high heels-are thrown at him and pin his clothes to a wall.....

41. 41 really hyper kids
They invade his room and throw all his stuff away or break it

not fair....u get all the fun... i meant he next one u get is a killer clown!!!!!!!!!!! and all i get is a sledgehammer....

42.sledgehammer-zelf is standing coincindentally un der a window.....*sledgehammer flies through the window, glass shards falling on zelf*

43. a killer clown: what do you think a killer clown would do? Make you cupcakes with pink frosting?
the killer clown ties to to a trappeze upside-down and flings you into the wall where the trapeese stings breakand you fall to your doom atop a axe

44. The 9000 year old piece of chewing gum..

(We already made the list, we're going back and saying what happens with all the stuff)

OH

45. this girl who is texting me right now who i'm pretty sure hates me: finds out you're talking to me and hates you too.

46.ppl from the state prison-they gather up a lot of weapons...and use them...on zelf

47. nazis...
your grandparents hav a friend who helped hide jew, and and youre th only known relation
sorry,

48.
My SISTER
(freaky, right?)

How did something like THIS die off? I'm gonna revive this, as I love these!

49.
****, Kevin stole my first choice so... Qui-Bot!! I'll program him to stalk Zelf and make faces at him when he's not looking. not hard, either. Thor's already made a program for it that's been tested; all i'd have to do it transfer it to Qui...

EDIT: 300th post!!