200 things to chase zelf with

lol how tough is ur dad??

14.wild horses-gets trampled by them

Think 6'4 and two-hundred some pounds... he has punched through a door before
15. kelly and sierra, they are on lots of sugar, who knows what kind of mischief thay can make

16.angry girls-(depending on how many there r) gets pantsed by all of them

Do the next one, too please, i want to say what my stocker does...

i dont think i should do that one since i dont kno him and obviously u do

The next one is "babies that can berley walk" i want you to do that one so i cane do the one after that is my stocker....

oh ok.. i didnt even look

17.babies that can barely walk-babie spit up on zelf

ooooh!
18. My stocker Stephen...oh the possibilites
Drives him into a mad state of mind with his dying moose sounding singing voice, then puts mini security cameras everywhere so he can stock him for the rest of his life.
THEN traps him in a little bubble that is inexcapable and tortures him to death with the horrible singing voice

that wasnt as good as i expected

19.shadowman-gets glomped

I went back and edited the post.

20. Ellabell's little brothers: Knocks Zelf out with their horrible farting smell, then the younger one stangles him with his blankie

21.marshmellow army-gets defeated by his own army

BURN! (both figuratively and literally)

lol. but can u do the next one? i want to be able to deliver wat happens to him with my ninja penguins

22. A Semi truck
ROADKILLED MARSMALLOW!!!
Oooh, but it's on an AZ street, so the pavement is like 125 degrees. BURNED MARSMALLOW ROADKILL!

lol

23.my team of ninja penguins-they evilly lock zelf(human) up in the dungein and tie him to the wall. start tickling him for hours. then throw ninja stars at him like he's a dart board

Funnny!
24. a vacum cleaner: sucks up both forsm of zelf, then explodes because it was filled with exposives and was placed at a high pressure

25.COTTON CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-since they r natural enemies... the two armies go to war and the cotton candy kick marshmellow butt. so basically zelf is now their slave forever

26. rice crispie treats! they're made w marsmallows, figure it out yourself

27.cats-scratch attack

28. a partridge in a pear tree. The partride poops on his head and the pear tree collapses and falls on him

29.bridezillas-for some reason, zelf has the most beautifulest wedding dress and gets tackled by all the brides

30. my friend Emily when she's angry. (this is VERY hazardous BTW)
She pulls his hair, beats him with her rolling backpack, and drops her very heavy binder on his head. Not to mention the nails and shoving

she sounds.....delightful

31.squirrels-they throw nuts (acorns) at him

32. fire-heated swords... Ouch is all i can say

33.navarog-gets eaten in 3 bites(lik navarog himself...)