200 things to chase zelf with

ok i dont even care anymore.

1.shadowman's flamethrower-zelf gets burnt to a crisp, turns to ashes, and is now zelfy ashes

oh wow, you are so nice to me babiebunny

2. a computer screen is put into a microwave and explodes all over Zelf

zelf wrote:oh wow, you are so nice to me babiebunny

i kno! its almost annoying

3.graham crackers, chocolate, and a campfire....hmmmm...i wonder what we could do with that?

I don't know...but.. I'm off *runs*

*gets giant graham crackers, giant chocolate, giant campfire and chases after zelf. traps him in between and cooks him over the campfire* dont ask how i did that

hahaha!
4 rock: the rock is actually a boulder and it's dropped from the empire state building,oh and you're stuck to the sidewalk
good luck

isnt it weird that so far everything has to do with zelfy marshmellow and not zelf zelf?

4. cannibals. 3 words. SWEET MARSHMELLOW REVENGE

so you are saying you want to chase my ACUAL zelf with something? like the zelf that jokes about himself being a marshmallow?

*becomes confused and falls over*

you see, zelfy marshmallow is a joke that we pretend is real. so if you are really thinking truthfully, I am a human,

got it...
i's slow at the moment...

anway, back to chaseing me. But which me are you chaseing?

zelf wrote:so you are saying you want to chase my ACUAL zelf with something? like the zelf that jokes about himself being a marshmallow?

we can chase u as zelf and ur counterpart zelfy marshmellow. i dont really think it matters

chase both of them. it's more entertaining.

so then do we have to make up 2 different things that happens?

maybe maybe not.

ok

6. miara's puppy eats zelf(marshmellow or not)

7. His dog...
um let's say we found a way to give the dog rabies....

8. a piece of paper-zelf gets 1,000 paper cuts

9. All the FH forum members
I told them that you're warren in disuise

lol zelf would get mauled by me XD

10. a hairbrush...um...-melody throws a hairbrush at zelf, hitting him in the head, causing him to go in a coma

You're @ 5000 pts perfect right now!
and why do I have to throw the brush? I'd miss by like 6 feet!

11. His brother and sister... easy, i give Zelf something that theycan't have, like and ice cream cone

u make them sound lik 2 year olds

12. melody's dad-*pretends zelf and melody were dating and zelf broke her heart so he gets a bat and beats the crap out of him*

my daddy dosen't need a bat to beat the crap out af anybody,

13. mean teachers... they put him in jail (It happened in a dream of mine)