lets try something a little diffrent...

((You should...this is awesome...))

((ok, I will))

((yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!))

((add something to the story, and I will continue it. ))

((Okay!!!))

I'd been walking my dog Jack outside, ever since those spammers came to the forum, I've been playing on something else...
"Pfft, Nathan...why'd you go and fail...Chatting with zelf is more fun..." I muttered to myself

I logged into the forum, almost groaning at the prospect of dealing with more spammers.

((that makes no sense....a man walks in ur house and u just log onto the forum?))

((oh yeah! forgot about him...))

(( well? wat r we gonna do....?))

((my last post never happend))


"oh sorry, it seems I am in the wrong house" the man said. "i'll leave now" and he left, But i still felt like there was something strange about him.

((whoa! i thought he was gonna hurt us or sumthing))

"Ok...that was weird."

((he does, but not this time. he is one of the spammers ivadeing the forums..))


"yeah, since when do people not remember what their house looks like"

I went onto the forum from my cellphone. I groaned, "Please, come ooooooooon!!!! Oh, hey, Zelf's on..." This was craaazy!!! Twice as many spammers were on when I last checked. "Stupid spammers!" I threw the phone at a nearby window ((your window zelf...))

something was thrown through my window. I looked at the object, it was a phone. "and now people are throwing phones through my window" I mutterd. I looked outside and saw a girl standing there with her dog. "hey, what ar you doing throwing phones through my window?" I said.

"Sorry..." I answered, "The forum I'm on is full of spammers." Jack started barking at the boy. "Jack!!" I threw the ball I was carrying. "Sheesh."

"the forum I own is also full of spammers" I said.

"The Chatterbox? If so, are you zelf?" I asked.

"yes, I am zelf from the chatterbox" I said.

"I'm Cortana," I answered, "Could I have my phone back? Please?"

"oh yeah sure. just don't throw it through my window again"

"I'll try not to." I answered as I started dialing my friend's number. "Hey, Preston, wanna watch Jack again? I'll pay you double. Dude! That's...forget it." I shut my friend up. "Guy doesn't want petsit my dog for fifty bucks, sheesh, I gotta drop Jack off there anyways..."

"wow, I would take half that much to watch a dog."

"This dog is crazy." I answered. "I'm not sure how he's gonna act around Samson."

"yeah, samson is territorial, maybe you should just have him stay with your freind"

"Pfft. Preston is probably like six houses down. Hold on." I ran down to Preston's house and looked at it for a little bit. "PREEEEESSSSTOOOOONNNNN!!!! PRESTON YOU FREAKO!!!" I started throwing rocks at his bedroom window.
"What? What? WHAAAAAAAT????" He shouted as he looked out the window.
"Look after Jack and I give you a hundred bucks!" I shouted. I threw a rock at him.
"Fine! Fine!! I'll watch that dog!"
"Thanks! Anya, here, I trust you a little more." I waved goodbye and ran back to zelf's house. "Took a couple of rocks to make him agree." I shrugged. "He's an easy kid."