lets try something a little diffrent...

ok, I just decided to make an RPG about these forums.


It is a normal day on the forums, when a crazy spammer comes on. we think it is jsut like any other spammer, I ban them and it's all good, ro so we think. That same person comes back. with some freinds. we dsicover that each time they post something on here, sonmeone we know dies. They have also figured out how to get around the most powerfull ban of them all, the permenant IP ban.

and the forums are not normal,it's not like if they die the only harm will be us being sad, if they forums die, we are all dead. and we know this, abnd we are desperate to get these spammers off our forums, before it';s too late.



((for those who think this is really real about the forums, it's not, this is jsut a roleplay. and here is the story starter... no charactor required, since.. we are ourselves... we will start the day the first spammer comes on))



I got on the computer, and logged in to the chatterbox forum. the first thing I noticed, was a mountain of reports about some guy posting a bunch of nonsense on the forums. I decided to look at it, sure enough, the forums had been insanely spamemed. I deleted all the spam posts, and banend the spammer, thinking that was the end of it. I went to the chatbox where some people were chatting about turtles.

NO! I typed. Turtles rn't always slow! they're faster then slugs and snails!

"hey guys" I typed. "oh, and turtles can swim fast, so they arent always slow" while we were talking, a new member came in. before I could welcome them, they started posting ..... over and over again. so I kicked them from the chatbox "what is up with spammers today?" the same person came back, and started doing the same thing again.

what is this guy sayin? i love rocks? trees grow fast? over. over. over. over. over. cotton candy will rule marshmellows? WoW zelf. wat r u gonna do about that one comment?

"I'm afraid this person time here is short" I banned the person cligging the chatbox with nonsense. then two others came in, and started doing the same thing. "where are they all comeing from??? ok mods, help me out here"

I went to all their profiles and banned them all. Stupid spammers....

"ok, now, back to turtles.."

And then we all watched as those spammers, and even more came on again!

"time for an ip ban" I said. "brb"

Ok. This was getting reall annoying. then all the spamming just stopped. and one by one, each of those spammers posted something that reall creeped me out. I Pmed zelf. ZELF! U HAvE TO LOOK AT THE CHATBOX!!!!!!

I went straight to the chatbox as soon as I got the message, the message the apmmer had posted as really disturbing.

Can u believe them? i asked over PM again. do u think wat they put was true? its lik they're a cult out to get this forum or sumthin. I shivered just thinking about it.

"how did they get around the IP ban?" I had Ip banned them before the message was posted.

"I don't even know."......"Maybe they hacked the forum!"

((Ooh, can I be in this one? It sounds good!))

((of course you can!))


"that would be bad" I thought for a minut. "I'm going to post an anouncement and tell everyone to watch out for these people"

"Yeah, this is a bit weird..." I said to myself.

I sat back in my chair, trying to think of what we could do about this. ((we should have a part in this where we all meet in person))

((haha lol that would be so cool!, but we live lik, nowhere near eachother))

((lol, I know, right?))

((This is a roleplay, we can think of something, oh, I got something we can say that in this one, we all live in the same city, but don't know it))


I decided to do something about it later, I logged off and went across the street to the library. I noticed a girl on one of the computers, logged into the chatterbox forum. I looked closer, and her screen name said "babiebunny64" "didin;t think id see you here" I said.

I jumped when i heard someone say something behind me. i looked behing me and saw a guy of about 16 who was reall tall. "Umm..." I said nervously, "Who are you?" Oh my gosh. I was hyperventilating in my mind. What if this guy was gonna kill me? I was terrified!

I looked across the row of computers from where I was sitting and witnessed this scene. The girl was so freaked out it was kind of funny.

"I am the owner of that forum you are looking at" I said. calmly.

I gasped! "OMG! Are you zelf?" He nodded his head. "Whoa! I never thought I'd ever meet king marshmellow!"