Omegle, anyone?

Ever been there? It's quite amusing, but I don't recommend it for anyone who isn't a teenager. Post your conversations here as long as they're clean.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
can you help your stranger have a better day?
Stranger: my bf is a vampire
Stranger: halpppppppppp
You: RAWR
Stranger: he said if i stop kissing him, he will have me for dinner
Stranger: im terrifieddddddddddddd
You: -_- Grab a gun next time...good luck.
Stranger: helpppppppppppppp
Stranger: hes gonna eat me
Stranger: i dont want to dieeeeeeeeee
You: EAT HIM! *nom nom*
Stranger: well, dying in my lovers arms is hawt i guess
Stranger: lol NOOO!
You: XD
Stranger: HES THE VAMPIRE,not me
You: Okay. *eats vampire bf* Ima dino so I go rawr...i guess...
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hes imortal so he will be back
You: -_- Goddammit...
Stranger: then he will just eat me then
Stranger: yea sux rite?
You: Then all I shall say is GOOD LUCK!!!
Stranger: uhhhm im screwed then
You: Bring an arsenal of weapons then and keep shooting. Who cares if he's immortal, drive him back!
Stranger: ad where, my i ask, will i get the,.............?!!!!!!!\
Stranger: them *
You: A gun shop.
Stranger: oh god. hes coming up the stairs. he wants the keyboard
Stranger:
You: Jump out the window.
Stranger: Hello, Stranger, I am, indeed a vampire.
You: Hello, I have a friend who is half Angel, half Devil, and half Ripper of the Real World.
Stranger: No, its too late for her. I got her. SHes not going anywhere
Stranger: Are you? cgffff omg hallp
Stranger: Haha. well that was futile/
You: This...is getting really weird...<.<
Stranger: Is it now? Well, I will go enjoy my... meal. You continue talking to people on Omegle
You: Fine by me. I'm not going anywhere anytime soon.
Stranger: Good.
You: Get a gun. Don't question it. Just get one. I don't care if you're a vampire...
Stranger: Why?
You: For the heck of it.
Stranger: I already have my girlfriend pinned...
Stranger: Guns make blood taste bad.
You: For you that is...>.< It gives the blood a nice metallic taste to it.
You: I liek that.
Stranger: Well, I'm starving... so no time to bother.
Stranger: I am only talking to you beccause I enjoy toying with humans
Stranger: they are so strange..
You: Who said I was human?
Stranger: I do.
You: Well, that's too bad. I'm a Dark Angel.
Stranger: Well I am a vampire
Stranger: Its not like you are going to save my girlfriend...
You: Nah, I've got some more important things to destroy.
Stranger: Yea, I understand. Go destroy them. I am having super now.
Stranger: supper
You: Very well. Tell your supper I said hi and that I'll see her in the Pits.
Stranger: I shall.
Stranger: She says "fml and help" by the way
You: Good luck to her, too.
Stranger: Awe, prey is so fun to mess with. especially when is cute
You: I like mine cowering in fear and scared. A good challenge. Hide-and-Seek.
Stranger: And you eat...?
You: Souls, those who don't reach the light, the occasional human...
Stranger: Oh yes, tha is always enjoyable
Stranger: hide and seek. must try that
You: Very fun, must do it at night.
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: You are the first I have run across who has no feelings about my girl's demise. interesting...
You: I'd enjoy it if I could see the show. >
Stranger: Im sure it will be fantastic.
Stranger: yum
Stranger: ahhh she is still struggling... foolish young one...
You: But the more struggle the better, as my fellow Angel once said.
Stranger: indeed. very pleaasing.
Stranger: incidentally, do you hunt the girls, or men?
Stranger: I hunt young 16 year old girls.
You: I hunt down the ones I crave so very badly. It is mostly children.
Stranger: being 1000 of yours old... I am very picky.
Stranger: Yees...
Stranger: The screams... ahhh....
You: And the flocks of humans that gather when you leave quite a mess...Mmm.
Stranger: indeed. very amusig to watch them blame serial killers
You: Amusing. Verrrryyy...amusing. Hahaha...
Stranger: Very...
You: I see a light, I must depart.
Stranger: MMMMMM I can't resist anymore. Dinner time....
You: Farewell. Have a delightful dinner.
Stranger: I shall. you too.
You have disconnected.

BEST CONVERSATION. EVAR!!!