200 excuses why I didn't do my homework

(You must have been really young since I was I 8th trade at the time. Dang!)
I was up all night coughing

Wait, Melody, are you a senior in high school, or what?

I spent the night dreaming about graduation

(Yes I am. Class of 2014 FTW!)
I almost passed out during the panoramic photo of the entire senior class so I had to go home and sleep.
^True story. Happened today.

It fell from an airplane
Fried getting suntan
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Met a shark on the water
Fell and no one caught it
I returned everything I ever bought it....

(that means I was a sixth grader. wow.)

I divided by zero, and actually ended the entire universe. This is a new one.

My sisters used my homework to protect the table while painting. They spilled.

I was procrastinating doing something else, and I never do anything productive when I'm procrastinating.

I was trying to learn to use the inhaler my doctor gave me.

I was frantically looking for my old inhaler after I lost it

I was in Pinterest

I was in Narnia

(Gonna get shot)
Homework? Ain't nobody got time for that!

I was in the hospital recovering from being shot

I met the son of my parents worst enemy at a party for my betrothed tonight and I think I am in love....

(Can't remember if there is a double post rule on spam board or not...)
I was snogging said dude on my balcony, he thinks so too and we are getting married in the morning.

I was to busy sneaking off to get married in secret

I had to attend my cousin's funeral after my now husband got in a fight with him.

I got married earlier and my husband has to be exiled in the morning. Of course I didn't do my homework.


I had to sit through my mom planning a wedding for me to this dude I don't know. I can't marry him though since...you kmow.

I woke up dead this morning so I didn't have to marry the other guy.

Kidding I actually woke up in a graveyard and my husband was totally dead next to me. Good excuse dir no homework right?

I died.

This is why Juliet didn't pass the 7th grade:she never did her homework.

I was proving that Romeo and Juliet were definitely NOT good role models

My little sister got into my mom's makeup and hid in my room to play with it. I spent the night cleaning it up.

I was listening to Owl City so the world outside the bright colors and hidden messages didn't exist

It was so much more fun to talk to Melody than to do homework

My brothers got jealous of my awesomeness and decided to sell me away to another country

One of my boss's household tried to seduce me and I got thrown in jail for saying NO

The King of this new land needed my help and decided I should help him with food storage ( Cause I'm a Mormon that's why)

I was trolling my brothers

I was away on a school trip in South Korea

Daydreaming
Dance party with my beloved friends in Ray 1st.
Texting people i like takes all me energy

It was a snowday. Did you really expect me to turn it in online?

14 hours of practice

Flappy Bird